Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking.

Love has reasons which reason cannot understand.

You know what, I’m very attracted to someone who makes me laugh and is that charming. Really, I could be charmed by anyone. I’m just a sucker for somebody that is charming.

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Whatever woman may cast her lot with mine, should any ever do so, it is my intention to do all in my power to make her happy and contented; and there is nothing I can imagine that would make me more unhappy than to fail in the effort.

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

I should like to lie at your feet and die in your arms.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

I don’t like cream puff, corny guys. Usually, they are the nice guys, the ones that won’t hurt you. They’ll pull out the chair for you and the whole nine yards. Everything is perfect and boring.

Sure, I can get a little bit jealous. The good part about jealousy is that it comes from passion. It’s also the dangerous part and it’s an ugly emotion that hurts.

You pay a certain penalty for going your own way. A lot of people think you’re nuts, and you’re not as popular with girls as you should be.

Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.

I’ve had moments when I’ve thought about somebody, picked up the phone to call them and they are on the line already, and I think that maybe there’s some vibration, some connection.

Love and doubt have never been on speaking terms.

I can’t go out with a Republican.

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.

The relationship to one’s fellow man is the relationship of prayer, the relationship to oneself is the relationship of striving; it is from prayer that one draws the strength for one’s striving.

A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many.

Reading, solitude, idleness, a soft and sedentary life, intercourse with women and young people, these are perilous paths for a young man, and these lead him constantly into danger.

Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done things. We had time.

I desire no future that will break the ties with the past.

I know that I’m not the easiest person to live with. The challenge I put on myself is so great that the person I live with feels himself challenged. I bring a lot to bear, and I don’t know how not to.

A word of encouragement from a teacher to a child can change a life. A word of encouragement from a spouse can save a marriage. A word of encouragement from a leader can inspire a person to reach her potential.

Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.

The average Hollywood film star’s ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow.

You can’t have a relationship with a device whose limits are unknown to you, because without limits, it keeps becoming something else.

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.

She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do… but how much love we put in that action.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Every once in a while I get the highly inappropriate proposal which is like, ‚Wow, Really! You don’t even know me and I don’t know you at all, and you want that to happen? Tonight? Ok, I get off work at 7.30.‘

Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.

Truth is everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

In terms of the legal matter of creating a contract between two people that’s called marriage, and allowing them to live together with the protection of law, it seems to me is the way we should be moving in this country.

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird.

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.

For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same?

Love is the one wild card.

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.

I have a personal ambition to live my life honestly and honor the true love that I’ve had and also the people I’ve had around me.

It is a common enough case, that of a man being suddenly captivated by a woman nearly the opposite of his ideal.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone’s grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

To be clear: we have fights and problems like any other couple.

MySpace is my wife… Facebook is my mistress.

Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.

A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.

Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment.

Love does not dominate; it cultivates.

Trust is the glue of life. It’s the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It’s the foundational principle that holds all relationships.

Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go according to any rules. They’re not like aches or wounds, they’re more like splits in the skin that won’t heal because there’s not enough material.

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

I don’t dislike any of my exes. If I took time to form a relationship, it’s gonna hurt when we move on, but are you puttin‘ White-Out over all that beautiful time together? That was real time in your life. It’s connected to where you are today.

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

‚Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.