Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

People say I look so happy – and I say, ‚That’s the Botox.‘

The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live 10 times longer than if you have 10. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever. It’s truly ridiculous.

Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood and nearly as blamable.

God doesn’t love me any more or less because I had some work done on my face.

We all know what flopping is when we see it. The stuff that you see is where guys aren’t really getting hit at all and are just flailing around like a fish out of water.

Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper.

When Brexiters told the public that people were exaggerating, that there would be a financial meltdown, I think it’s been proven that they were not exaggerating.

My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I’m much more expressive off stage.

I think that promoting insecurity in the form of plastic surgery is infinitely more harmful than an artistic expression related to body modification.

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable.

I exaggerate when I’m angry, but I’ve never gone around telling people things that aren’t true about me.

Sometimes negative news does come out, but it is often exaggerated and manipulated to spread scandal. Journalists sometimes risk becoming ill from coprophilia and thus fomenting coprophagia: which is a sin that taints all men and women, that is, the tendency to focus on the negative rather than the positive aspects.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

I think the 24-hour news cycle has helped exaggerate the differences between the parties. You can always find someone on TV somewhere carping about something. That didn’t happen 20 years ago.

Thanks to Botox and fillers, as well as the work that I’ve already had, my face pretty much maintains itself.

She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

I have never had plastic surgery, and there are many pop singers who have.

And all who told it added something new, and all who heard it, made enlargements too.