Man is subject to innumerable pains and sorrows by the very condition of humanity, and yet, as if nature had not sown evils enough in life, we are continually adding grief to grief and aggravating the common calamity by our cruel treatment of one another.
Joseph AddisonI want kids. I want a soccer team, and I want a husband.
Lady GagaI had to make a choice at one point in my life, of missing films or missing my children. It was a very easy decision to make because I missed my children so very much.
Audrey HepburnIf I feel good about my parenting, I have no interest in judging other people’s choices. If I feel good about my body, I don’t go around making fun of other people’s weight or appearance. We’re hard on each other because we’re using each other as a launching pad out of our own perceived deficiency.
Brene BrownHe that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand a broader mark for sorrow; but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too.
Benjamin FranklinI became the kind of parent my mother was to me.
Maya AngelouSee, people are watching you. Especially your children. They’re taking in every single thing you do. They are like video cameras with legs. And they are always in the record mode. They learn more from what you do than from what you say.
Joel OsteenMy mother, I suppose, is still a main figure in my life because her life was so sad and unfair, and she so brave, but also because she was determined to make me into the Sunday-school-recitation little girl I was, from the age of seven or so, fighting not to be.
Alice MunroTell the children the truth.
Bob MarleyWhat I tell my kids is, ‚I’m preparing you for college and for life. So, having independence, knowing how to set your own boundaries, figuring out how to make that balance. We still have screen-time rules.‘
Michelle ObamaOne has children in the expectation of dying before them. In fact, you want to make damn sure you die before them, just as you plant a tree or build a house knowing, hoping that it will outlive you. That’s how the human species has done as well as it has.
Christopher HitchensI’m not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, ‚All right! Get out of the room.‘
Adam SandlerIf you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.
George Bernard ShawAs a father and now a grandfather to three wonderful grandchildren, I know how magical the first year of a child’s life is but also how much hard work it takes. Being able to spend as much time as possible with your loved ones is absolutely vital, especially early on.
Richard BransonI’m sure most parents read to their children to explain what certain things mean. So books are a good way to convey a message to anybody. Everybody reads.
Joyce MeyerYou must be afraid, my son. That is how one becomes an honest citizen.
Jean-Paul SartreI do not think that I am a natural born mother… If I ever wanted to mother anyone, it was my father.
Eleanor RooseveltThe deep, personal material of the latter half of your life is your children. You can write about your parents when they’re gone, but your children are still going to be here, and you’re going to want them to come and visit you in the nursing home.
Alice MunroAny book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continuing needs, is good for him.
Maya AngelouGiving responsibility is the key to success with boys, especially with the rowdiest and most difficult boys.
Robert Baden-PowellMy daughter doesn’t even get my humor. She’s like, ‚Um, no. I don’t get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.‘
Kevin HartEvery man casts a shadow; not his body only, but his imperfectly mingled spirit. This is his grief. Let him turn which way he will, it falls opposite to the sun; short at noon, long at eve. Did you never see it?
Henry David ThoreauChildren sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.
Francis BaconMy three children have brought me great joy.
Stephen HawkingIf you’re the parent, be a parent. You know what I mean? I’m a parent. I have daughters.
EminemWhen Clark Gable died, I cried for 2 days straight. I couldn’t eat or sleep.
Marilyn MonroeExcept for the young or very happy, I can’t say I am sorry for anyone who dies.
William Makepeace ThackerayWhen the people you love are gone, you’re alone.
Keanu ReevesI’ve always put everybody else’s child first before my own health, before my own outfit, before my own time frame.
Abby Lee MillerIf there is anything that we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
Carl JungI love being a dad. I just love it.
Jerry SeinfeldI’ve worked with children all my life.
Denzel WashingtonIn general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.
Erma BombeckYou send a boy to school in order to make friends – the right sort.
Virginia WoolfWhen we talk about mortality, we are talking about our children.
Christopher HitchensMy son’s full real name is Duncan Zowie Haywood. As a toddler, he was called by his second name Zowie. But it was such an identifiable name during the Seventies that if I called him loudly in public places, everyone would turn to stare, so I started calling him Joey to take the pressure off.
David BowieI’ve told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn’t kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.
Angelina JolieWith the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
Adam SandlerWhen your mother asks, ‚Do you want a piece of advice?‘ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
Erma BombeckOnly God Himself fully appreciates the influence of a Christian mother in the molding of character in her children.
Billy GrahamChildren wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong.
William ShakespeareAllow children to be happy in their own way, for what better way will they find?
Samuel JohnsonMy children, to the extent that they have found religion, have found it from me, in that I insist on at least a modicum of religious education for them.
Christopher HitchensI don’t take pictures when I’m with my kids, for the sake of my kids. It’s important when you’re as busy as I am that you give your kids your time when you’re with them, and nothing compromises that. I’ve been lucky enough to have fans that understand that.
Kevin HartThe kids are a big part of my schedule.
Bill GatesBrad and I have never wanted our kids to be actors, but we also want them to be around film and be a part of Mommy and Daddy’s life and for it not to be kept from them, either. We just want them to have a good, healthy relationship with it.
Angelina JolieI have spent so much time and so much energy making other people’s children stars.
Abby Lee MillerTo make your children capable of honesty is the beginning of education.
John RuskinThe childcare tax credit makes some sense.
Noam ChomskyThe fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Bertrand RussellIf I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don’t believe in it.
Karl LagerfeldYou learn that there’s no right way to do it, no wrong way to do it. It’s just what you feel comfortable with, to trust that, and don’t let anybody box you in to a certain style of parenting or make you feel a certain way about what your kids do.
Stephen CurryI’m just wanting to make the proper breakfast and keep the house. That’s my passion. At the request of my kids, I’m taking cooking classes. As I go to sleep at night, I think, ‚Did I do a great job as a mom, or was that an average day?‘
Angelina JolieI take my kids to school. And if I go to work, I go to work, and they visit me on set. I come home. I have dinner with my family. I have breakfast with my family. I have a very solid, very warm home.
Angelina JolieWe can’t form our children on our own concepts; we must take them and love them as God gives them to us.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheWhen I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
Adam SandlerYour children will see what you’re all about by what you live rather than what you say.
Wayne DyerWhen I’m around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you’re supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.
Adam SandlerTime heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves.
Blaise PascalUltimately this issue is on us. We’re the ones who make the decisions about what our kids eat.
Michelle Obama